I'm not a Rabbi, although I play a Rabbi on YouTube. I am a Virtual Rabbi. You need a Rabbi. Jew, curmudgeon, poet. Realizing that "yo!" is just "oy!" spelled backward, we like palindromes. No pet so tragic as a cigar to step on. In real mid-life, I am a grandparent many times over. Dig it. I am a ripple in a much bigger pond than I ever imagined.
Please excuse me as I cannot help it. I invite you to join me in this adventure.
Wait, isn't an oxymoron a stupid cow? No, an oxymoron is a smart cow.
And yet I insist this is not just another 120 year phase. Now that you know where I’m coming from, let us go then, you and I.